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    Default I ask you question... You give me the punch line

    Idea for a game here!!! I say the begginning of the joke then you have to answer it... correctly, according to the joke. For example. If i say, what do you get when you cross an snowman with a vampire... You would say "frostbite." Now, of course, I would never do one so easy but yeah here goes. (I am only going to be on for an hour after this thread is made, so if it is not guessed by then, someone else take my place)

    Have fun!!

    kk: What would happen if all the obese children in America jumped at the same time??

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    An Earth shattering event.

    So.. uh..

    What would you get if you crossed a snowman with a vampire?

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    um... that wasnt the right answer but... Frost bite?

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    This is too hard. You can't just say it's incorrect, as there could be other versions to the joke. Besides, there's no telling if anyone has heard your particular joke or not.

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    kk then change of rules. You can answer the question however you'd like, but it has to be something that would be in a joke. Like something funny. KK, someone else go! :D

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    Err... what happens when you cross a poodle with a lion?
    I liek caek. Do you?

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    you get a Psy!

    what do you get when you cross Alex Trebek with a sick duck?
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    Another Psy!

    What do you get when you cross a mechanical chicken with a walrus?

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    an obese episode of robot chicken!!!

    what do you get when you cross a cow and a snake?
    July's

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    A sow (oink!) or a cake.

    A man walks into a bar. What does he say?
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    howdy.

    Oh wait- OU@#$%@#!

    SO... why DID this so called 'chicken' cross the road?
    was all like to who was acctually feeling due to the fact that :oscar: & :frylock: couldn't go to his b'day party. patted him on the back and :mog: said there's always next year. felt more , felt , but :moose: (who knows when (as the person he is) he came in) was more of a . :magus: jumped in and told that no one really likes him. BROKEN ran everyone over with a :sophia:. So lived happily ever after, especially after he had with :rsl:
    The end!

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    An odd looking guy with a comically oversized moustache appeared a few hundred yards down the road, so the chicken crossed to the other side of the road to attend a Bar Mitzvah to avoid coming into contact with the guy.

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    A very boring place with lots and lots and lots of roundabouts.

    God says to St Peter: Perhaps we should change the question for entry to heaven.
    St Peter says back to god: Ok, but if not "what is the meaning of life" then what shall we ask them?
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    Round Two. Maybe.

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    "Is the answer to this question 'no'?"

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    lol it's Graham Taylor

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