How to take a shower
May people do not take showers. This could be because they simply can't or don't want to, but it may also be because they don't know how. What we have here is a guide on just how to do it. Let us begin:
First we should determine what does and doesn't need to take a shower.
Your pokemon does not need to take a shower. Some of them can become very smelly, but this is an advantage. They might develop a stink attack for your pokemon battles!
Your pets do not need to take a shower. Oftentimes they will give themselves a shower by licking themselves clean, or letting someone else lick them.
Food does not need to take a shower. That's just ridiculous!
Imaginary people do not need to take a shower. If you insist they do people might think your crazy!
Cowboys do not need to take a shower. Nobody really expects them to anyway.
Now, let's take a quick look at who does need to take a shower.
Normal people like you need to take a shower.
Superheroes need to take a shower, unless being smelly is part of their super power.
Communists need to take a shower.
Now the fun part! Let's learn how to take a shower.
First you jump in.
Now you'll want to get wet.
Then cover your hair in shampoo!
Be sure not to get shampoo in your eye or it may get hurt.
Now your hair is nice and shiny.
Your hair is now clean, but you must wash the dirt off your body. Sometimes you can get so dirty that it makes you look darker.
Cover your body in soap. This soap is purple, but then it turns green on your body!
Be careful because soap is slippery and you might fall down.
Be sure to wash off all the soap! Now you can smile because your body is clean. This boy even washed his teeth with soap!
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Originally Posted by theundeadhero
