Yeah so this morning I woke up and the first thing I thought was..

"...Jeez, I wish the mall would just explode, that'd save me from having to go to work today"

Normally it's those kinds of comments that get people going "Wow, you're going to hell in a handbasket" but I've always wondered. Is it really possible for me to go to hell by wishing explosions and fire onto a building that I'd be okay never seeing again. ... And for the morally imbalanced, no it's not okay.

So what are recent things you just wanted to happen or have done that would get you a seat on your handbasket to hell? Be it wishing explosions, or just by poking an insect while it's injured?