Does anyone here have a very good singing voice, and the ability to adapt to an altered song?
If so, would you be kind enough to record yourself singing the following adaptation of "I need a Hero".

It's something that reeeealy needs to be done, so that The Undead Hero has his own theme song.

Where have all zombies gone
And where are all the Gouls?
Where's the Un-dead Hercules
To fight the holy fools?

Isn't there a fright knight upon a ghostly steed?
Late at night I sweat and scream and fear for what I need

I need a hero
An Un-dead hero to thrill me in the dead of the night
He's gotta be fierce
And he's gotta bite hard
And he's gotta crave flesh thru the night
I need a hero
An Un-dead hero to chase me 'til the morning light
He's gotta be dead
With great holes in his head
And he's gotta be fresh from the grave

On the stroke of midnight
Comes my horrid fantasy
Something cold and dead and strong
There's someone here to feed on me

Rotting in the moonlight and rising from the cold
He's a necromantic masterpiece who'll rot but never get old

I need a hero
An Un-dead hero to thrill me in the dead of the night
He's gotta be fierce
And he's gotta bite hard
And he's gotta crave flesh thru the night
I need a hero
An Un-dead hero to chase me 'til the morning light
He's gotta be dead
With great holes in his head
And he's gotta be fresh from the grave

From where dark magik meet white light from above
And where the terror rips thru me
I could swear that there's somthing somewhere
After me
Through the lightning and the pouring rain
And the sscreams and the blood
I can feel as he nears
That I need his Necro-Love

I need a hero
An Un-dead hero to thrill me in the dead of the night
He's gotta be fierce
And he's gotta bite hard
And he's gotta crave flesh thru the night
I need a hero
An Un-dead hero to chase me 'til the morning light
He's gotta be dead
With great holes in his head
And he's gotta be fresh from the grave