Saving seats in my flying handbasket to the burning beyond~

[Araciel]

The other day I wished that everyone who wears slut boots would die.

dude

those are some ug-lee slut boots

sometimes i wish i could leave it all behind...but does that make me evil?

[Wolf Kanno]

I scared the out of my co-workers awhile back... Mind you, I'm the quiet nice guy at work who is soooo compassionate about people. At least that's what I fooled them all into believing so I could have the job...:rolleyes2

Anyway, I had an older woman (there always old woman ) who was just being a real bitch to everyone. She was unrealistically demanding and walked into my work acting as though she was "God's gift to humanity". In reality, she could be thought of as a biblical plague. Not as flashy but equally devastaing.

Of course being the "nice guy" my co-workers left me to fend her off...
After I finally appeased her and left her in the care of someone else, I came back to my co-workers and one of them (who has been arrested several times for assult) talked about how she wanted to kick the out of her. This is what I told her...

"She doesn't deserve to have her ass kicked. I say we follow her home, and kill her and her kids so we can be rid of her cursed genes. Then we'll use the blood of her kids to perform a ceremony to seal her smurfing soul in purgatory or preferrably hell so future generation don't have to worry about the thought of her wretched soul being reincarnated. Afterwards we'll burn her house down with the bodies and then burn the ashes just for good measure..."

Everyone was just standing there, eyes wide and mouths gaped open... Management thinks I'm the "nice one"