Ghosts??? And the unknown

[Roto13]

There are probably aliens, but none of them are now or have ever been here on earth.

Ghosts don't exist.

Witches exist but they can't zap you into a frog.

Magic doesn't exist.

Mirage doesn't exist by definition.

Wait a minute, how can Witches exist but not magic?

Some wiccans like to be called witches. Whatever floats their boats.