y'know, the reason people develop muscles like that in the first place is overcompensation. He clearly has no penis whatsoever.

(btw, I'm one of the weakest people you'd ever meet. Not saying that necessarily means anything, just putting it out there)

If we were to hang out, I would have him teach me how to shoot an aurabolt out of my fingertips. Then I'd walk around blasting things yelling "HADOKEN!!!!!" My life would finally be complete.