I'd rather be neither. If I had to chose one though, it'd be a thunderstorm, as long as lightening is included with that, which it should be. That way at least I could have fun destroying things, an people. I would like to strike somebody, but not so they died that time. I would wait til they went on TV saying things like: "God was looking out for me that day" or: "If it weren't for the rubber soles on these shoes, I'd be a goner" An then at that moment I would strike them down properly, an they would be crispy toast.