Want To Lose Your Virginity? Play WoW!

[Wolf Kanno]

what vestige of faith i had in humanity has just been utterly crushed

*goes on rampage*

Araciel, I'm surprised at you! I didn't think anyone had any vestige of hope for humanity.

I think the guy was robbed. A woman like that is certainly giving "it" for free on most nights

Damn straight... but I quote Ferris Bueller...

He's going to marry the first girl that he sleeps with cause deep down, he feels she has given him the "end all, be all" to existence and she will treat him like dirt. The fact is, you can't respect someone who licks your boots...

The hearts of 100,000 shy computer geeks just felt hope again I'd say.

Also damn straight...

I have a few friends who are WoW addicts that have resigned themsleves to die as virgins but now this may cheer them up...