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[Jowy]

It's Super Mario 64's fault I killed my pet turtle. I thought I could just jump on his back and slide around at 2.5x speed, but NO IT DIDN'T WORK AND NOW SPEEDY'S DEAD.

Don't worry, Mr. Jowy. Speedy is in a better place now. Turtle heaven, where he can move as fast as he wants and do all the other things that turtles do.

What other things do turtles do? Man, I need to research turtle activities. They are the laziest animals ever. WTF is their purpose?!

They make decent tanks but suck at DPS. =/