"Sir Knight, I must bit you farewell."
Nice landing Ward...

Quistis "Do you know about Zell's famous incident?"
"He was in a hurry, took a sharp and landed in the women's bathroom."

Irvine "Wow, can I hold your grandfather's gun?"
Zell "Well, ok"
moments later
Zell "Hey! What are you doing?"
Zell "Haa!!!"
BANG
Squall (I knew he would)