Greetings from the underworld, muhahahahahahah!

[Chakan the forever man]

Sup?
I am just chillin' like a villain. Yup. Thought I would just say hello to you all. I have been coming to this site on and off...for at least a year now to get information on new releases and what have you. Thought I would finally join because I have been playing FF since the very beggining. Plus my cousin is a member here. I have played every FF to date except for 11 because that one totally sucks. Yup.
Anyway, Chakan is the man. If you don't know who Chakan is, then we have nothing to talk about. Chakan is the greatest character ever created; this is Chakan's world, were just living in it. I could see how someone could mistake Cloud Strife for being the greatest character ever, or posssibly Spider-Man, but they would be wrong. I am seriously infuriated that Sega never released the sequel to Chakan in 2000 for the dreamcast, and canceled its production. I banged my head against the wall on that one. Did I mention my real name is Chakan? It totally is. I changed it in 1999 when I first heard about this character. I even wear a similar hat to his. If you know anything that would help me beat that game, help a brother out. I have asked everyone and their momma and they couldn't beat it without cheating.
About me? I am a serious nerd who still lives with his 90 year old mother who has been developing games for the Sega company for the past ten years. You could dress Paul Ruben in his Pee-Wee Herman outfit and he would look more menacing than I do.
Anyway, peace. Fight the power.