My hip hurts, and itches. What does that mean, am I dying?
My hip hurts, and itches. What does that mean, am I dying?
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
I have a Mormon friend. What can cure this?
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Take two and call me in the morning.Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
It depends on what type of chips we're discussing here. If it's potatoe chips then get a job and spend your paycheck on them you lazy bum.
If it's gambling chips then just walk into the dark alley way and place yourself within the experience of the "worlds' oldest profession" hopefully you can make some more dough on that.
If it's the type of chips that are slang word used to reference my unique mental imbalance then you're are out of luck and I'll give this as a sign of future reference of what happens...Penny Arcade! - I Hope You Like Text
No, you should be crying cause your question forced me to have to kill an invalid child in order to give me the aphrodesiac used to come up with this rather stupid and convulated answer.
I don't know what it is but, my 6 years in a 2 year community college tell me that there is a 95% chance that you will die within the next week because of it.
Shoot him.
If you were hoping to maintain friendship and cure the mormonism then send this friend over to my place. I'm on a first name basis with the seven deadly sins and your friend and I will have a nice long lost vintage weekend together.
If your friend isn't cured then resort to my original diagnosis as they are obviously incurable.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
I need help getting past the first stage of The Adventures of Bat-Man & Robin, I downloaded the Rom game for the SNES and I don't have the instruction manual. However, I figured out most of the mechanics of the game.
Can I call you Lucy? And if I do does that demonstrate behaviour that may uncover the depths of my psyche.
By the way - did you know Freud is a kind of fish?
Boldly go.
Doctor, I have the uncontrollable urge to make wild uncontrollable mansecks with you! Is this because of my abandonment issues, and codependent nature, or an I just easy.
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
Doctor, I seem to have an attraction to complete a*holes. Why is this?
There is no second stage to Batman and Robin cause god hates you. In fact all comic book based video games were created as a form of punishment by god. As well as video game movies, the opposite sex, religion and spicy foods were all created by a wrathful god in order to punish us for the simple reason of existing.
I've been called worse and no, it does not say anything about your psyche but rather your age.
Your comment on useless facts speaks volume of your psyche though. Take some aspirin, stop watching educational shows and hopefully no one will die in the next few days.
You're just easy and I'm sexy. I could easily tell that you wanted to take me to your secret clubhouse where you would do horrible things to me young and beautiful body... old people express their love in such twisted ways I'm afraid.
Most woman date assholes cause they have an overabundance of confidence which women find attractive. Women seek out two types of mates, the type they can settle down with which are those that have the qualities of being dependable, self-driven, and generally compassionate.
The other type are the more attractive and have a grand deal of confidence which woman find sexy but only see these type of men as a fling at best. Women desire confidence from both types but it's obvious that attractive assholes have more than enough and love to flaunt it.
I suggest that you try to learn more about the people you date before you date them. If for anything, so you don't waste your time on trying to find the "one".
If you have no intention of settling down and assholes are just your "thing". I recommend you date me immediately
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
If you have no intention of settling down and assholes are just your "thing". I recommend you date me immediatelyGood line
But somehow methinks you would make a very poor asshole WK
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
*laugh*
I have Prom in 3 hours, and consequently, I am going with a very nice, sensitive boy whom I have no attraction to at all, and I feel rather bad about it.
And you're right, I have no intentions of settling down at all, but I don't want to be a cat lady - so I guess it's just my problem!
Thanks Doc'. ^^
I want to have babies.
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
Can I be your receptionist?
can i be your secretary/wife?
~*Fizzgig*~
I've had this growth called a family unit for a number of years now; however, it has now begun interfering with my personal life.
What might I do to remove this rather large, 19 year old growth?
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