See, had you kept your mouth shut when I was placing you in my trunk you would not have alerted that cop. Now He's dead cause I killed him and I had to ditch the car in the lake.Originally Posted by Pureghetto
The lesson: Children should be seen and not heard, or in the case of them being kidnapped and placed in a car by a shady unliscenced psychologist: The y should not be seen or heard
Rejoice in knowing you won't live to see the day FFX-3 is released. Or I get to have quality time with a woman again.
*SMURF*smurf me now.It's a good thing you came to me to talk about such a serious topic. Don't bother. Let me be the first to tell you that all unliscenced psychologist are dead beat losers who like to belittle others in a sad attempt to bring meaning to their pathetic existence. I don't know who this person is but take my advice not to bother unless alcohol and loneliness are invloved.
Was it good for you?
You seem like you are quite the cleaner. I could use someone to dispose... I mean clean up my place after my late night sessions with patients.I took a bath, but I used bleach instead of water...
I now have no skin. This seems to be a problem.
I have also noticed that this small critter
has attached itself to my right testicle.
Onto your problem. Having no skin will make your senses even greater so use them to overcome your handicap of no defense against disease and the elements. As for the creature, fear not... for it is a testical fairy who comes when it senses the stench of burning pubic hair. If you cut off your testicles and leave them in a busy intersection with the Testicle Fairy; it will return one year later with a ball of twine in exchange.
Now take the ball of twine and go to ther southern reaches of the Congo. There you will find a tribe that needs a ball of twine in order to appease their wrathful god. The god in thanks will give you a duck that doesn't quack which you must immediately take to a man in Belgium who has been in a coma for 69 years. This man will awake and be so grateful he will give you a Barrle of Ale his ancestor made to be used only for special occasions. Now travel to Greenland and give it to the love sick whale marroned on it's icy beaches. This will give it the confidence it needs to get some action. With the whale gone, the local village can go back to making their documentary on how to properly club a baby seal. Search the rotting corpses of seal guts to find a ruby ring...
Now here's the important part: Take the ring to 12th side boulevard Brooklyn. There you will meet MC Snuggles who you will have to defeat in a "Yo Mama" contest. Afterwards he will take you to New Jersey where you must collect the various parts to help rebuild Coop's XLR in order to thwart the alien invasion. Afterwards when you are celebrating with a philly cheese steak sandwichs, tell him the secret message I'm telepathically telling you now and he will lead you to a magical wardrobe that takes you to a magical world it rain gummi bears and koala's crap rainbow's into people's brains. Wait until a meteor hits the planet and knocks you into the middle of nowhere. There you will come across a farm house. Don't bother speaking to the old woman cause she is oblivious to everything. DO NOT talk to the old farmer as he will chase you away. Instead speak to the purlpe dog as he is the only one there who knows the truth. He will lead you to a washing machine that will return you to our world. It will specifically leave you in Cleavland Ohio where you will see a little girl crying cause she doesn't know how to jump rope. Teach her how to do it and once she can skip to 100 she will give you the "Sword of Heroes" which is the most powerful sword in the game and adds +25 to your attack and sarcasm as well as adds a +5% to your "verbal wounding" ability.
With this bad boy, it's easy to defeat the evil Overlord and win the game of life. Congratulations!
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