Doctor Kanno. Unliscenced Psychologist

[Jessweeee♪]

I have low self-esteem.

[Nominus Experse]

I have low self-esteem.

Bleach is a lovely elixir to cure such a thing

[Ouch!]

I got asked to prom by a creepy girl with whom I've spoken for maybe a collective thirty minutes over the past four years. What is the best manner in which to let her down easy, by which I mean "get her to leave me the hell alone?"

[Croyles]

Of course I could also be pulling this out of my ass in a sad attempt to sound important since I can't remember if I actually made it with the "lady friend" I mentioned above.

This is exactly the problem I have. Either that or someone snatches my girl, which then ends in me easily pushing him to the floor since the 'body snatchers' are usually even more drunk than I am. This doesnt help the situation though, since the woman usually ends up getting well away from both of us. Is rape the only solution? My other psychiatrist told me so, but im questioning his competence (if only slightly). I may sew him and seek your psychological help on a permanent basis.

[Wolf Kanno]

First I would like to apologize for my "extended absence" but I have a good reason and Pureghetto knows all about it

'Jamaican me crazy, heir doctor'

So I killed Earl like you told me to and stole his cash. Now I'm hiding out in Jamaica while people are after me, but that cursed psychologist who locked me in that car will have to die.

BTW when are you coming?

Oh crap, I swallowed the poison tipped dart I meant to shoot you....I mean that angsty psychologist! What do I do??

I came as soon as I heard and performed the heimleck to save you dear... I thought you had forgiven me for the whole "trying to kill" you thing and we were sharing drinks and being buddies when I "had a few too many" and once again woke up in a bathtub filled ice and a bloody note...

Where is my other kidney Pureghetto?

I have low self-esteem.

I'm sorry you are worthless unlike wonderful, perfect me.

You just need a little more positive reinforcement. I suggest you always enter a room by saying "BEHOLD THE GREATNESS THAT IS I!"

If that doesn't help, buy a whore and pay them to "make you feel better about yourself" that's what I do

I have low self-esteem.

Bleach is a lovely elixir to cure such a thing

Neither the chemical nor the anime/manga is a sure fire cure for anything though bopth do have a tingling burning sensation as a side effect of exposure.

I got asked to prom by a creepy girl with whom I've spoken for maybe a collective thirty minutes over the past four years. What is the best manner in which to let her down easy, by which I mean "get her to leave me the hell alone?"

Just tell her you are gay. Then pay one of your friends to make out with you in front of her to seal the deal...

If that is not a comfortable option, just tell her you are into animals. Preferrably invertabrates.

Of course I could also be pulling this out of my ass in a sad attempt to sound important since I can't remember if I actually made it with the "lady friend" I mentioned above.

This is exactly the problem I have. Either that or someone snatches my girl, which then ends in me easily pushing him to the floor since the 'body snatchers' are usually even more drunk than I am. This doesnt help the situation though, since the woman usually ends up getting well away from both of us. Is rape the only solution? My other psychiatrist told me so, but im questioning his competence (if only slightly). I may sew him and seek your psychological help on a permanent basis.

Do so, cause I need less competitiion. I fully understand your woman troubles and sometimes wonder if I should "switch teams" myself. But neither of us can quit. Hell I'll be your wing man.

Honestly, just be yourself. I'm certain as long as you can convey how wonderful you really are you will be able to win over any girl you want. You just need to be confident (see my session with Iri Valentine) and not be a total ass. Of course you need a "good" wing man to deflect the "body snatcher" (hopefully he will permanently solve the issue )and give you enough time to show the lady friend that you are actually decent member of the male species.

[Peegee]

I came as soon as I heard and performed the heimleck to save you dear... I thought you had forgiven me for the whole "trying to kill" you thing and we were sharing drinks and being buddies when I "had a few too many" and once again woke up in a bathtub filled ice and a bloody note...

Where is my other kidney Pureghetto?

I wouldn't know. I'm at the opposite end of the washroom with a chain around my ankle and a cassette player in my pocket.

This reminds me of a horror movie. Quick! Smash the head of the person in the middle! Wait there isn't one! What do we do??

[Wolf Kanno]

I came as soon as I heard and performed the heimleck to save you dear... I thought you had forgiven me for the whole "trying to kill" you thing and we were sharing drinks and being buddies when I "had a few too many" and once again woke up in a bathtub filled ice and a bloody note...

Where is my other kidney Pureghetto?

I wouldn't know. I'm at the opposite end of the washroom with a chain around my ankle and a cassette player in my pocket.

This reminds me of a horror movie. Quick! Smash the head of the person in the middle! Wait there isn't one! What do we do??

Well first I'm going to take your kidney... then leave you to die like I originally planned. Afterwards I'm going to kill a close relative and take their kidney and then head off to the bar with Croyles and be his wingman

Ta-ta

[Agrias]

Neocracker is my girlfriend...Isnt there something wrong with that?

[Wolf Kanno]

Neocracker is my girlfriend...Isnt there something wrong with that?

Yes... good god yes...

Dating Neocracker is sign that you have a phobia based on relationships coupled with a denial to your "furry fetish".

My recommendation is to lock Neocracker in a closet and seek immediate psychological guidance ASAP.

When did you first notice that you were dating Neocracker?

[Serapy]

No, I do not like to watch grass grow That's too boring lol. I just love to watch my watch whenever I'm bored because when I watch it, it brings me back to memories and thinking about them... such great memories =P... couldn't really describe it properly. Memories + time ticking = pwnage!

Thanks for your help anyways, not what I expected though because I do go out and live it until I die. Getting a girlfriend is not an necessary option to me for now ^_^

[Agrias]

Neocracker is my girlfriend...Isnt there something wrong with that?

Yes... good god yes...

Dating Neocracker is sign that you have a phobia based on relationships coupled with a denial to your "furry fetish".

My recommendation is to lock Neocracker in a closet and seek immediate psychological guidance ASAP.

When did you first notice that you were dating Neocracker?

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I noticed it when everytime i'd go into #eoff, he'd say '*Neocracker hugs her best BF ever'.
And then i started reciprocating the command. What do i do!?

[Wolf Kanno]

No, I do not like to watch grass grow That's too boring lol. I just love to watch my watch whenever I'm bored because when I watch it, it brings me back to memories and thinking about them... such great memories =P... couldn't really describe it properly. Memories + time ticking = pwnage!

Thanks for your help anyways, not what I expected though because I do go out and live it until I die. Getting a girlfriend is not an necessary option to me for now ^_^

You will be struck with the "love" bug eventually and if that doesn't happen the bug of "loneliness and drinking to solve your problems of personal inadequecies cause damn something must be wrong with me... I'm like in my mid-twenties and I can count the amount of relationships I've had on one hand and it's not that I'm inactive or hideous or anything... I don't have much tact but I'm generally nice to the ladies... Maybe it's because I'm not as much of an asshole like I should be..."

:O
I noticed it when everytime i'd go into #eoff, he'd say '*Neocracker hugs her best BF ever'.
And then i started reciprocating the command. What do i do!?

You need to put him down... as soon as Neocracker starts getting attention he becomes an entirely different beast. It's your duty to eoff# to keep Neocracker in his place so that he doesn't transform into that again...

I'll hold him down and you hit him with the needle so he may peacefully pass on to a better place... the trunk of my car...

[Agrias]

You have a car? You know i know this place, kekeke. It overlooks the entire city, kekeke. Would you like to drive there someday?

[Wolf Kanno]

You have a car? You know i know this place, kekeke. It overlooks the entire city, kekeke. Would you like to drive there someday?

Certainly my lady... we'll stash Neocraker and Pureghetto in the trunk and make a night of it.

I'll also assume your "kekeke" to be you overwhelming excitement and not a sign that you want my new kidneys...