I came as soon as I heard and performed the heimleck to save you dear... I thought you had forgiven me for the whole "trying to kill" you thing and we were sharing drinks and being buddies when I "had a few too many" and once again woke up in a bathtub filled ice and a bloody note...

Where is my other kidney Pureghetto?
I wouldn't know. I'm at the opposite end of the washroom with a chain around my ankle and a cassette player in my pocket.

This reminds me of a horror movie. Quick! Smash the head of the person in the middle! Wait there isn't one! What do we do??