1.Which FF Character you love the most?
The Masamune, and that gray haired chick attached to it.

2 Which FF Character do you hate the most?
I don't like stuff that can't be killed by the masamune, like i don't know, water and sand. Yes, those are indeed characters.

3. If Squall was and chick, would he still be considered gay?
Squall doesn't have the right attitude. If Selphie was a man I'd consider him gay.

4. If Zidane didn't have a tail, Would you care?
How would I know when he is happy?

5. If Kefka was serious over half the game, would you piss your pants?
I always play alone, and I have an agreement with myself that it doesn't count if nobody else sees it.

6. Which came first; the chicken, the egg, or the chocobo?
in that sentence? the chicken.

7. Is Kingdom Hearts considered a FF game? If so, what the hell is wrong with you?
My ears are smaller than average ears. I'm not even kidding they're like woah small. you should see them

8. Fran is hot. This is not a question...
No she's not. This is not an answer.

9. What the hell is wrong with SquarEnix?
Enix

10. Was I smoking when I came up with this?
:mog: