Elections: The Party's Secret Volcano Spam Fortress.

[ShunNakamura]

1) Stop lying or you're going to hell when you die, and 3) you only dislike beards because the closest thing you've ever had to facial hair was when you kissed yo momma goodnight.

If only I had a webcam *evil smile*.

My dislike comes from the fact that they itch like *insert the place down under* and just don't look good on me(however, I am too lazy to shave most of the time so usually I am hairy as can be).

1) Stop lying or you're going to hell when you die, and

You know I know that you know that I know the true secret. You just don't want me to let the neko out of the bag .