Elections: The Party's Secret Volcano Spam Fortress.

[Cz]

Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't smurf.
Ronald Fisher: That's bull. Smurfette smurfs all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She smurfs them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Take me now.

[oddler]

Why do you wear that stupid man suit?

[Tavrobel]

Psychotic is a genius.

[Psychotic]

On WWF Warzone, my brother tried to create Papa Smurf. Imagine a really buff blue guy with a red beanie, a white beard, red jeans and no shoes. He looked like a hobo, actually.

[Agrias]

man suits, lol.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Smurfin' right son!!!!!!!!!!

[Tavrobel]

On WWF Warzone, my brother tried to create Papa Smurf. Imagine a really buff blue guy with a red beanie, a white beard, red jeans and no shoes. He looked like a hobo, actually.

That... is... awesome!

[Cz]

On WWF Warzone, my brother tried to create Papa Smurf. Imagine a really buff blue guy with a red beanie, a white beard, red jeans and no shoes. He looked like a hobo, actually.

I created Dennis Bergkamp. His finishing move was a 540 Senton Splash or something stupid like that. Obviously, I nicknamed it the Flying Dutchman.

[yanis]

OMG banninatorz.

Why would you say that We're Smurfing Smurfs for so long...nothing happened till now...

[oddler]

On WWF Warzone, my brother tried to create Papa Smurf. Imagine a really buff blue guy with a red beanie, a white beard, red jeans and no shoes. He looked like a hobo, actually.

That... is... awesome!

A hobo is not awesome. You're missing the point.

[Psychotic]

I created Dennis Bergkamp. His finishing move was a 540 Senton Splash or something stupid like that. Obviously, I nicknamed it the Flying Dutchman.

In reality, of course, Bergkamp would be too scared to jump off the turnbuckle.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Damn straight Psy son! I'm gonna smurf me a smurf right now...

[Tavrobel]

OMG banninatorz.

Why would you say that We're Smurfing Smurfs for so long...nothing happened till now...

That's because I have inside word that the Staff will ban us for being so consistently awesome without doing anything outright bannable in any way or form.

A hobo is not awesome. You're missing the point.

Ohh, am I?

[oddler]

A hobo is not awesome. You're missing the point.

Ohh, am I?

Yeah. It's over there. >.>

[Cz]

In reality, of course, Bergkamp would be too scared to jump off the turnbuckle.

:sing:There's only one British Airways!