Do you play video games? Are you pudgy and paste-like in any fashion? Do you sneer at people who like guns, even if they don't use them? Do you go days between showers? Do you actually like being this way?

Then get the hell up out of my thread, punkass bitches.

I represent not the party of the future, not the party of the past, but the party of get your ugly, slow ass out of my face. We drive fast (in Gran Turismo), we call-shot head (in Dungeons and Dragons), and we wear leather jackets and motorcycle boots, even when the weather is fair.

We are the Badass Mother smurfers.
As a political party, we support the people's right to gel their hair, wear red lipstick and/or leather jackets, practice kung fu moves on punkass bitches, and talk as much game as possible.

Samuel L. Jackson, as the most Badass Mother smurfer of them all, is exemplary of our position on life. Whether fighting for galactic justice with a purple light saber, or killing white boys eating Hawaiian cheeseburgers with a god-like vengeance, he exudes Badassery in all he does.

Other notable badasses include James Dean, Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, and me. Because I rock the house.

So, in browsing among the parties you wish to join, feel free to investigate other platforms and ideologies, but please remember; you don't need ideologies when you kick this much ass.

UPDATES
As of May 6 at 11:39 p.m. EST
Following is the breakdown of groups with the section leaders.

General:
Section Leader: Giga Guess
Members: Raistlin, Garnie, Bad Karma, Ashley Schovitz, Moon Rabbits

Staff & Reference:
Section Leader: Del Murder
Members: Odaisé Gaelach, Bert, Hsu, Miriel, The Fonz

Nerds in Paradise:
Section Leader: theundeadhero
Members: Rengori, DocFrance, IBCrayZ, ~*~Celes~*~, 1337

The Quickening & the Smell of Fear:
Section Leader:Enjolras
Members: Moomba Mistress, Cimanim, Firo Volondé, Breine, SNOOZER,

The World etc.
Section Leader: Behold the Void
Members: foa, Albel, Supergyration!, Owen Macwere
If you are displeased by being a section leader LET ME KNOW AS SOON AS YOU CAN so I can appoint a new one. Section leaders are responsible for coordinating group ideas, making sure they're good, and submitting them at deadline or before. If you guys come in before deadline that is 100% okay with me. I would like EVERYONE to submit something to me by Monday morning, so I can look it over.

When groups communicate, remember to PM EVERYONE in the group, not just the group leader. An exchange of ideas is what we're going for here, not just putting all the work on one person. The group leader may divide the work as they see fit.

Also, remember when you consider your tasks you think about them from the perspective of a badass. Do not break forum rules in submitting your tasks, but be creative and use your own talents. Some of you are hilarious, musical and artistic. I strongly encourage you to use images, badass references, and Bruce Willis in your tasks, rather than just answering questions. Submitting music, mp3s or other things is also acceptable, time permitting.

Now go and make me proud, Badasses! <3!

[strike]UPDATE: Staff & Reference section has been disbanded, and all members aside from Del and Miriel have been given the boot due to non-participation. You suck.[/strike]
Nevermind.