Elections: The Brotherhood of Nod

[Jebus]

Do you feel something missing in your life? Perhaps a feeling that things are not right with the world?

Well, my friend, you would be right. However, that does not mean things could not be better. Kane has shown us a better path. One that would lead humanity to it's future. To it's destiny. That destiny, is Tiberium. However, the leading nations of the world would have you believe that Tiberium is dangerous. A mutagenic inorganic compound that destroys any biological matter it comes in contact with. This is a lie. Another lie that they use to keep you complacent, and to force your support and labor for their own agenda. This so-called "election" is just another example of that.

Well now, that can be amended. Join us, and you will have made the first step to ascension. Transcendence awaits you in the Brotherhood. For over three millennia, Kane has watched over us, and taught us the true path, and now, ascension is at hand. The next step in our evolution lies before us, come my brothers, join us in our ascension to something more than human. It is your destiny.

Peace! Unity! Brotherhood!

Personnel report:
Jebus
Reles
[strike]The Triumphant Hero[/strike] Your life has become forfeit, traitor.
Reeno the Alchemist
Tsukasa
Agent Proto
Monster Hunt
Nominus Experse
Cuchulainn
utelektr
Strider
Ultima Shadow

[NeoCracker]

GIVE JEBUS BACK TO US YOU IMPERSONATING BASTARD! I WANT YOU TO RETURN MY GENDERLESS, BLOB-LIKE HIPPIE!

[Jebus]

I shall see you burn, heretic. Oh yes, it will be a glorious manifestation of Kane's will.

[Madame Adequate]

You are perhaps the only one who even vaguely glimpses the truth of the matter. The corruption and failure of their system. I cannot ally with you - but I can wish you well in the coming days! Your system would not be ideal, but it would be second-best to my own.

[Jebus]

Yes. Their system is corrupt. And it shall be torn down and destroyed. However, first the people must be shown the path that Kane has shown us.

[Reles]

I is a member. Now what? Ohhh ohhhhhh.

[The Triumphant Hero]

EDIT: Never mind

[Jebus]

Most excellent. Now go, spread the word of Kane!

[Tavrobel]

Blasphemous heathens! The word of Kane is no match for the Authoritah os Joel.

[Psychotic]

Oh is this based on that Superman villain? I liked the bit where he told the son of Jor-el to kneel.

[NeoCracker]

You just lost Hero. Lol.

[Freya]

I don't like you pressuring your beliefs on me jebus.

[Tavrobel]

It's not my fault, mistress.

Yeah, Jebus screw you! Lekana knows best!

[Iceglow]

WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!!!

[The Triumphant Hero]

GDI TANK BLITZ!!!