Quote Originally Posted by Acid Raine View Post
No, seriously. Its not. Thats just a footnote.

Anyways, ahem:

Have you ever been in trouble with the law? Im curious to how many felons are lurking here ready to pounce on innocent bumkins such as myself.
I wouldn't ream...erm...dream of taking advantage of a fine upstanding citizen such as yourself. As for my criminal history, lets discuss it in this dark alley, shall we?