So, me and my two best friends stayed up until 5 AM yesterday laughing histerically at the final fantasy jokes we were making. I hope ya'll can enjoy them too.


WARNING: THERE MAY BE SPOILERS


What does Squall use on his chapped lips?
- Lip Balamb.

What kind of underwear does Auron wear?
- Tidus Whities.

What does Lulu like to do after dinner?
-Take a Wakka.

Who is Spira's most famous talk show host?
-Rikku Lake.

What is Ivalice's most common algebra expression?
-The Balthierian Theorem.

If Courtney Love were to be in a Final Fantasy, What would her boobs be?
- Oglop-sided.

What is Spira's most famous soft drink?
-Yunafrescha

What kind of car does Ashe take her kids to their soccer game in?
- A mini Vaan.

What does Squall do in the Garden's classroom?
- He takes Quistises.

If Selphie was a bomb, what could she do?
- Selphie-struct

What does Cloud use to clean his house?
- A dust buster sword.

What does Cloud drink after he eats chicken noodle soup?
- Sephibroth.

What is Final Fantasy 7's favorite star wars character?
- Cait Sith.

What movie are the Gullwings afraid to go see?
- Painkiller.

What do Final Fantasy 8 characters get from not drinking right?
- Galbadia Stones

What is Spira's favorite kind of music?
- Bra-ska

What kind of dog is Angelo?
- A Baha-mutt

What is Rinoa's favorite vegetable?
-Squallsh

Aeris is a materia girl.

What does Vincent get in his clothes if he doesn't iron them?
- Lucrecias

Why does Vaan always fight so hard?
- He doesn't want to die in Vayne.

What do you get if you cross final fantasy 7 and resident evil?
- Chris RedXIIIfield.








So yeah. I have a LOT more. I hope these made you laugh. I'll add more once I get ahold of my friend cause I can't remember anymore...