I was the sole witness to my little brother consuming an entire rack of ribs by himself. The horrors and nightmares that such an event caused have scarred me for years since it actually took place. Every once and awhile I will awake from a deep slumber, sweating a cold sweat. It was harrowing.

Also, my sophomore (Year 10) year of high school, I was sitting at a table with my older brother and a friend of ours when I suddenly glanced over for no reason. I am a very observant person, I guess. And my eyes tend to wander. So anyway, I look over to my right and what do my wonderous eyes see? Oh, just an overly fat (and considerably ugly) young broad bending over to fully reveal the skimpiest piece of underwear known to man: a thong. Ew. Disgusting.