I was watching cricket and the batsman (i think it was the rugby player Victor Obugu) hit a six which hit the tree behind me and rebounded to hit me. Unfortunately i had chosen that moment to take a swig of wine so didnt see the ball heading my way, I jumped in shock as it hit me and fell off the bench, of course because the ball had come to me everyone was looking my way and started laughing. Didnt spill a drop of wine though
I also was once walking home when i drunkenly decided to walk along the top of a wall and walked straight into a roadsign.