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    Wink I'll be at the bar...

    So it's the supernatural armegeddon folks... Zombies in the streets, werewolves in the woods, hellspawns from the sewers, vengful angels of death from the heavens and your gf/bf might be a reverse vampire...

    Basically the supernatural forces have arrived and are hellbent on making your last moments on this planet painfully memeorable. So where are you going and what are you doing?

    I'm heading for a bar, I'll be damned if I'm going out without at least one last drink. I'll most likely be killed the first time I try to make out with a sexy cthulu demon that wants to eat my soul

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    >>> Dancing with a bunch of zombies..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    ZOMBIES DON'T EXIST!
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    >>> Neither Santa and I have to see his ugly face posted everywhere every year..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    In my orbitting dreadnaught preparing to vaporise the Earth, so no change in my plans there then.

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    If I had a panic room, I would head into one of those, but I don't. Like you, I would be heading to a bar. Yes, I would be heading to a bar, alright. A strip bar. But it wouldn't be long before the zombies strip the meat of the dancers flesh and eat them, so that would suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakan the forever man View Post
    If I had a panic room, I would head into one of those, but I don't. Like you, I would be heading to a bar. Yes, I would be heading to a bar, alright. A strip bar. But it wouldn't be long before the zombies strip the meat of the dancers flesh and eat them, so that would suck.
    Unless it was like the strip bar in "From Dusk till Dawn" then you would have to deal with vampire strippers and eventually the Catholic death troops who were created to deal with said problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duality View Post
    In my orbitting dreadnaught preparing to vaporise the Earth, so no change in my plans there then.
    Yeah, I would probably run to the safety of Richard in his space ship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakan the forever man View Post
    If I had a panic room, I would head into one of those, but I don't. Like you, I would be heading to a bar. Yes, I would be heading to a bar, alright. A strip bar. But it wouldn't be long before the zombies strip the meat of the dancers flesh and eat them, so that would suck.
    Unless it was like the strip bar in "From Dusk till Dawn" then you would have to deal with vampire strippers and eventually the Catholic death troops who were created to deal with said problem.
    That was a good movie, I remember the part where one of those vampires told George Clooney "Welcome to eternal damnation." And so Clooney responds; " No thanks, I'm already married."

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    If I saw a Zombie, Id save him the job and propably have a heart attack. I have a phobia of zombies.

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    The mall... DUH! Id be damned if I don't go out Dead Rising style, saving lives, shooting zombies, killing them with stuffed animals.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    No idea what I'd do, other than find my boyfriend 'n have some good 'ole love makin'

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    No zombie horde could even hope to stand against the full force of Kane's wrath.

    Should zombies attack, know that you will all be safe within the closest Nod compound. Kane will not allow his fellow man to die before they receive transcendence.
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    I for one would welcome our new zombie demon vampire overlords.

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