I'll be at the bar...

[Chakan the forever man]

If I had a panic room, I would head into one of those, but I don't. Like you, I would be heading to a bar. Yes, I would be heading to a bar, alright. A strip bar. But it wouldn't be long before the zombies strip the meat of the dancers flesh and eat them, so that would suck.

Unless it was like the strip bar in "From Dusk till Dawn" then you would have to deal with vampire strippers and eventually the Catholic death troops who were created to deal with said problem.

That was a good movie, I remember the part where one of those vampires told George Clooney "Welcome to eternal damnation." And so Clooney responds; " No thanks, I'm already married."