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    Default Mario Is A Commie!

    General gaming? I dunno, it's kinda random, so I thought General Chat.
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    It's true. Look at it.

    He looks like the father of communism. at the end of every stage, he takes down the flag present, and throws up a flag with the red star of communism on it, he's a plumber, a person of common job, not anyone of real 'importance' ie) a king, or a duke, etc.
    His goal is to take out King Koopa (whose name was later changed to Bowser): Dethroning the monarchy.
    He's also looking for princess toadstool (Peach), we just assume that he's there to rescue her, he may want her to do some ungodly, unspeakable things to her.
    Eh? EH!!?
    Pretty shocking eh.

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    Weird, I thought he would be a Fascist.

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    Tell us something new, Big Brother.

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    God only has four fingers?

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    This is mere speculation, however, it becomes plausible that Luigi is a member of Greenpeace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakan the forever man View Post
    This is mere speculation, however, it becomes plausible that Luigi is a member of Greenpeace.
    Nah, he only has a moustache, not a beard and a ponytail.
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    Everyone Is A Commie, depending on how you look at them.

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    EXCEPT, he was originally a carpenter, trying to save a princess from a giant ape....

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    This is almost as shocking as realizing its men who are the source of all evil.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    I've scene at least 3 different flashes dipicting him as a communist...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proxy View Post
    He looks like the father of communism.

    He's also looking for princess toadstool (Peach), we just assume that he's there to rescue her, he may want her to do some ungodly, unspeakable things to her.
    Eh? EH!!?
    Pretty shocking eh.
    He doesn't look like Karl Marx.

    And why would a communist be morelikely to do unspeakable things to her?
    'All things are subject to interpretation; whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.' - Nietzsche

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