1. I don't really "play" Pokemon, I live it. I'm a member of this Pokemon RP cosplay group that gets together every week and we have battles and stuff. I RP a Butterfree named Moonlight Adams.
2. The bus shelter is both my home and my work.
3. Neither; I am Switzerland and therefore neutral.
4. I don't know. I've never tried.
5. If my monkeys ever fell from a tree, I'd make them eat my shoes. With my feet attached. Because I'd be kicking them. In the mouth. Kicking them in the mouth with my shoes so they'd be eating them. Yes. That is what I'd do. Okay.