Okay Tidus, enough is enough

[Sephex]

Okay, dude. Seriously. We need to talk. You have issues. You and your girlfriend, Yuna. I bet you guys think I am going to bring up the laughing scene. WRONG! There is something much more...wrong...than that. Believe me, I am tempted to go on and on about it.

Anyway, Tidus, you don't exist. You never existed, really. And Yuna is in love with a DREAM. If I fell in love with a dream I would be really pissed off at my brain.

I know that it's not from your brain, Yuna. However, the Fayth DID dream them. So, you want to have sex with summon monsters dreams or something. That's ****ed up.

Back to Tidus. Your costume is dumb. You look like a boy band gangbanger with one pant leg being longer than the other. I also find it eerie that your necklace sticks to your chest to matter what. In Spira, no one can hear you scream! I know that makes no sense!

I bet Kimarhi was making sure that you guys didn't have sex in that kissing scene. That or he wanted to join in...the swim. I wasn't suggesting that he wanted to have sexual relations with you guys. That's just ****ed up.

Aauron and Wakka smoke a lot of pot, I'll bet. Wakka was voiced by the same guy who voiced Bender.

Anyway, why does Tidus play Blitzball if he hates his father so much?

[Christmas]

I dun know, cause there is nothing to play except blitzball.

[Psychotic]

I wonder how many people won't get this.

[Enjolras]

Well, Auron does look like he enjoyed a few back in the day.

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

"if i fell in love with a dream i'd be really pissed off at my brain"! ROFLCOPTER!!!

it's fun to rant isn't it sephex

[Captain Maxx Power]

I wonder how many people won't get this.

There's something to get?

[Yliette]

Why do some people actually waste time, effort and web space ranting on the fictional characters they hate? Kinda reminds me of those poor blokes who wasted a lot of time dedicating themselves to their Anti-Aeris sites. Pity they don't realize there are much more interesting and productive things to do other than ranting about characters they f***in' hate so mch tht i wnt dem PWND!!

Here's a little tip, Sephex. Get a life. Nobody's interested in reading a rant thread that's been replicated and multiplied like McDonald's. But if you'd rather spend hours parked in front of your PC typing all sorts of irrational crap about a certain videogame character, go ahead. Nobody's forcing you.

[Sephex]

I talked to Tidus about this and he told me to tell you that you need to get a life.

[crazybayman]

Why do some people actually waste time, effort and web space ranting on the fictional characters they hate? Kinda reminds me of those poor blokes who wasted a lot of time dedicating themselves to their Anti-Aeris sites. Pity they don't realize there are much more interesting and productive things to do other than ranting about characters they f***in' hate so mch tht i wnt dem PWND!!

Here's a little tip, Sephex. Get a life. Nobody's interested in reading a rant thread that's been replicated and multiplied like McDonald's. But if you'd rather spend hours parked in front of your PC typing all sorts of irrational crap about a certain videogame character, go ahead. Nobody's forcing you.

I guess the same could be said about those who rant on and on about others who rant on about fictional characters

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Lol, nice one son. A'yo, FFX maybe a great game in my book, but every single game I have played has a few issues. I don't know, maybe is just the unsatisfied humanity in me wanting more from a perfect game. But, FFX isn't perfect. It's great! But not perfect...

[Cookie]

Why do some people actually waste time, effort and web space ranting on the fictional characters they hate? Kinda reminds me of those poor blokes who wasted a lot of time dedicating themselves to their Anti-Aeris sites. Pity they don't realize there are much more interesting and productive things to do other than ranting about characters they f***in' hate so mch tht i wnt dem PWND!!

Here's a little tip, Sephex. Get a life. Nobody's interested in reading a rant thread that's been replicated and multiplied like McDonald's. But if you'd rather spend hours parked in front of your PC typing all sorts of irrational crap about a certain videogame character, go ahead. Nobody's forcing you.

It's funny because you're ranting right there. G3t A LYF!!1!!1. Also, crazybayperson said what I wanted to say

[Little Blue]

Anyway, why does Tidus play Blitzball if he hates his father so much?

Why did the glass lay an egg? Both are unanswerable mysteries of the universe. Mysterious.

[edczxcvbnm]

Okay, dude. Seriously. We need to talk. You have issues. You and your girlfriend, Yuna. I bet you guys think I am going to bring up the laughing scene. WRONG! There is something much more...wrong...than that. Believe me, I am tempted to go on and on about it.

Anyway, Tidus, you don't exist. You never existed, really. And Yuna is in love with a DREAM. If I fell in love with a dream I would be really pissed off at my brain.

I know that it's not from your brain, Yuna. However, the Fayth DID dream them. So, you want to have sex with summon monsters dreams or something. That's ****ed up.

But what if life is just a dream of God or something? Then when God wakes up Yuna can meet and rape the hell out of Tidus! Didn't think about that one now did ya!

Back to Tidus. Your costume is dumb. You look like a boy band gangbanger with one pant leg being longer than the other. I also find it eerie that your necklace sticks to your chest to matter what. In Spira, no one can hear you scream! I know that makes no sense!

Look dood! He cums from a dream. Hate the Dreamers and not the Player XD

I bet Kimarhi was making sure that you guys didn't have sex in that kissing scene. That or he wanted to join in...the swim. I wasn't suggesting that he wanted to have sexual relations with you guys. That's just ****ed up.

Don't lie. Kimarhi is the last of his kind. He needs to have kids so his species will live on. As soon as he learned Tidus was a dream he figured he could rape all the dreams and live on forever!

Aauron and Wakka smoke a lot of pot, I'll bet. Wakka was voiced by the same guy who voiced Bender.

Duh! How else could Wakka be such a food monger? He is always getting high and thus has a need for the munchies!

Anyway, why does Tidus play Blitzball if he hates his father so much?

Because he hates himself as well.

[Sephex]

From this day forth, I will hate the Dreama...not the Playa.

[Old Manus]

This thread needs a large dose of Belto Maxson, imo