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  1. 05-04-2007, 02:47 PM #1
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    Default R.I.P. Sudan's married goat

    Quote Originally Posted by BBC.co.uk
    R.I.P. Sudan's married goat
    SUDAN'S MARRIED GOAT has, mercifully, gone to the heavenly farmyard, released from its suffering as a beast of burden.

    The goat, known as Rose to close friends, became a web phenomenon when it was reported that she had been "married" to Sudanese man Charles Tombe. The wedding was enforced by elders after a drunken Tombe was found taking advantage of the poor animal. He was also made to pay a dowry to Rose's original owner. The elders hoped to shame Tombe, though did not spare Rose's feelings in doing so.
    BBC NEWS | UK | Magazine | R.I.P. Sudan's married goat
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  2. 05-04-2007, 02:48 PM #2
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  4. 05-04-2007, 03:04 PM #4
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    This is truly a sad day. But at least now the grieving husband needn't hide his secret affair with the neighbour's cow. Rose would've been bleating mad.
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    Bet her husband had his eye on her money
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    What's stopping the man continuing his forbidden sexual exploits even after the beast is dead?


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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! But for a guy who has sex with a goat necrophilia is par for the course. Blearghhh...
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    "Gone, but not forgoaten"
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    Heehee. I love the comments. xD

    RIP sexually raped goat.
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    Sex with animals. Who comes up with these things? :rolleyes2
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    Quote Originally Posted by *~Dagger Trepe~* View Post
    Sex with animals. Who comes up with these things? :rolleyes2
    The furry party.
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    Celebrity marriages, huh. They’re usually more trouble than most.
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    Poor goat. I wonder what kind of funeral it gets.
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  13. 05-06-2007, 08:09 AM #13
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    Probably something involving chips and ketchup...
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