Quotes in-and-out of context

[Jessweeee♪]

I've said worse

[The Space Pope]

walked into the stripper changing room trying to get service

[Madame Adequate]

Rye: I can now say that I've fellated the leaning tower of pisa. :x

[Bunny]

I was over at a friend's house with another one of my buddies and had walked out to get a glass of water. I returned while he was, I pray, in the middle of telling a story because the only part I caught was "I screwed my sister."

[Aydin]

Jessweeee: "It's so hard for me to find love when everyone assumes I'm a lesbian!"

[Renmiri]

A friends mom has very bad english and told the condo repair man to

Go to bedroom, we have lick the rooster!

She meant go to the bedroom to repair a leak on the roof

[Jessweeee♪]

Jessweeee: "It's so hard for me to find love when everyone assumes I'm a lesbian!"

Out of context and accidentally sent to the worst person possible ;_;

[rubah]

it's okay, jesse, I, too, know what it's like to have everyone assume you are a lesbian.

That's why I learned to sew demin vests.

[Mogi]

Jessweeee: "It's so hard for me to find love when everyone assumes I'm a lesbian!"

Out of context and accidentally sent to the worst person possible ;_;

I actually thought that was really cute because I assumed that you had MEANT to send it to me. >.>;

*bighugs*

[bipper]

My girlfriend doesn't like the big booms that happen during the especially bad ones that we get a lot around here. We're currently experiencing one but it should be over in a couple minutes.

Bunny always has something good to say in between the lines. Evidently, he can post while "posting" too. Good show! ... kinda.

[Iceglow]

Oh man the amount of things that get said between me and Psy that taken out of context would have people laugh until they cry but I don't keep MSN logs these days

[rubah]

I gots another one
<sk> I'm suck a blonde

[rubah]

And, just like before, Bella’s face lit up like a kid’s on Christmas morning. Like I’d
brought her the greatest gift ever.
It was so unfair.
“Jacob,” she breathed. “You came.”

[Akaria]

While at Target with a male friend that enjoys boasting about the size of his manlihood, we came across an oversized desk calculator, about as big as a standard sheet of paper. I walked over and oogled it a bit, and when he asked why I was so intrigued by it, I automatically replied, "It's just...so...big!!"

I quickly realized my mistake as his mouth slowly turned upwards into a smile of epic proportions, and quickly made my way out of the aisle while he burst out laughing behind me.

[Shiny]

hsu: now she'll hit me extra hard because saglet's in you in me and she really wants to beat him up