Quotes in-and-out of context

[Peegee]

Peegee, I choose you! says:
well I'm just responsible for web tickets and if I get calls, that
Peegee, I choose you! says:
so I just do outgoing calls all day
Peegee, I choose you! says:
ugh it keeps getting bigger
Peegee, I choose you! says:
(sounds so wrong when out of context)

quotes in and out of context is a EoFF tradition I've loved since the dawn of time. Let's restart it!

the balls are inert

[Jowy]

[02:47] <@Miakis> Adam, why didn't you tell me you were David Bowie. :-(
[02:47] <WarZidane> he was under pressure

[NeoCracker]

Me: Little Girls need Love too.

Really that was wrong in and out of Context

[Levian]

oh square

[Christmas]

please change Miriel's name back.

Don't listen to her.

Or you could ban her. She's a real trouble-maker, that one.

Oh, and change Mandinka's name back to Chris, and Psychotic's name back to ff babe while you're at it. or ban them.

and why has my name NOT been changed to my new super hero entity!?

[Breine]

oh square

XD

[Jowy]

Let's have some Grandia.

[fire_of_avalon]

Conversation between me and Loony BoB a few years ago.

BoB: I CAN SPEAK CUBAN
MeganTheFeisty: Second off, even if you LEARN spanish, you'd still speak it with a New Zealand accent.
MeganTheFeisty: CUBAN'S SPEAK SPANISH
BoB: They'd never suspect a New Zealand Cuban!
BoB: See!?
BoB: SEE!?
BoB: they'd be like "wtf you are on a boat to the usa"
BoB: i'd be like "nah mate i'm an nzer nothing to worry about fair dinkum cheers wolla"
MeganTheFeisty: xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BoB: they'd be like "oh, haha, cool mate, put another shrimp on the barby"
BoB: and i'd be like *lands on US*
BoB: and then i'd be like "HAHAH, FIESTA! CUBAN EST ME OR SOMETHING!"

[Anno Domini]

The bit in my sig and this(which was said by a math teacher of mine)-If you think you're perfect, ill make sure you're not!

[Jowy]

<Araciel> hey jow...where you goin' with that gun in your hand? xP

[theundeadhero]

A wonder how long he left the kids locked in the trunk of that car?

[Peegee]

This is a fun thread where we post things that people said, that when taken out of context, is hilarious. I'll start by making fun of myself.

(8:27:12 PM) pureghettopika: why can't I have a normal relationship with a gay man?
(8:27:13 PM) pureghettopika: xD
(8:27:14 PM) pureghettopika: jkjk
(8:27:21 PM) devilmaykickass: x]

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I unfortunately, cannot tell anybody what the conversation is about. But you can make fun of me! :DDD?

[Freya]

She be my homie g.

[Denmark]

[Momiji]

[00:37] Lucy: porn?
[00:37] Lucy: rabbits?
[00:37] Lucy: ^,^
[00:37] Brieux: yes rabbits ^^
[00:37] Momiji: I like carrots.
[00:37] * Lucy gives momiji-san a carrot