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    Default This can't be good

    Have you ever gone to the bathroom and had a stinging pain in your private area, and then started to piss blood. I think I have kidney stones.

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    Sand in your vagina, probably.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hsu View Post
    Sand in your vagina, probably.
    I hope not cause I have a penis.

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    Leave, go see a doctor. ^_^



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    Hmm, personally I'd go ask the Puff the Magic Dragon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chez Daja View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hsu View Post
    Sand in your vagina, probably.
    I hope not cause I have a penis.
    *laughs hysterically*

    Anyway, I think you should see a doctor.

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    Yeah Ill make an appointment tomarrow for the doctor.

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    See a doctor? Don't be ridiculous. What's the point of an internet forum if you can't ask its members to deal with your medical emergencies?

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    There is a guy at this forum who has worms in his ass. Go an talk to him, an you'll consider yourself lucky.

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    sandgina


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chez Daja View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hsu View Post
    Sand in your vagina, probably.
    I hope not cause I have a penis.
    I learned to not take general chat seriously and now I'm confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa View Post
    There is a guy at this forum who has worms in his ass. Go and talk to him, an you'll consider yourself lucky.
    That makes me laugh.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Blood on your pee is a symptom of Urinary infection, or a little scratch "there" (take it easy next time macho man ) or kidney stones or those infections you shouldn't be getting if you wear condoms. All but the scratch need medical attention.

    Bottom line: Go see a doctor, he will help you.
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    The only way now is to cut it off.

    (SPOILER)KK, joking.

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    Urinary infection
    Kidney stones
    Prostate cancer
    Damage to your private areas

    Those are what you might have that is causing your red piss.



    I suggest soaking it in gasoline and cat litter, subsequently lighting the mixture once applied.
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