Childish Songs!

**Cipher** · 05-03-2007, 05:49 PM

For the Childish EoFFer in all of us. Don't worry, there's an actual topic in here somewhere. Mods, if I'm out of line then go ahead and remove the thread, no harm no foul.

Sung to the tune of the Beach Boy's Wipeout, lyrics in brown for obvious reasons.

TOPIC: What is the most juvenile song you remember from your childhood. You know, the gross ones or the ones that make no sense now that you have made your way into adulthood. Not a serious topic, so have fun!

When you're feeling kind sick
and you need a toilet quick
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
and you feel a little turd
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're sliding into second
and you feel somthing beckon
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
and you feel a burst of foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're driving in your chevy
and you feel somthing heavy
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're driving down the road
and you gotta drop a load
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're driving in your Porsche
and you feel something scorch
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When your friends think its funny
but its really hot and runny
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

No pain, no strain,
just sit and let it drain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

If you're feeling kinda funky
cuz your butt is kinda skunky
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

If you think you hear it raining
perhaps your butt is draining
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When your in the pool
and your butt begins to drool
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When your stomach's really hurting
and your but starts squirting
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

You don't feel like a winner
when your butt blows out your dinner
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

You really want to shout
as it keeps on dripping out
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

You're sitting on the pot
cuz its comming out a lot
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

You think you're gonna fart
but you blow your pants apart
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

If your butt's about to spew
and there's nothing you can do
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When it hits you in a flash
and it makes a gooey splash
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're rolling' like a tire
cuz your intestines are on fire
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Toilet paper you need to gather
cuz your butt worked up a lather
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

You think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

If you think your friends are jokin'
but your pants are brown and soakin'
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When your eating toaster strudels
and it's squirting out like noodles
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you think its just a poop
but it comes out like soup
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're riding on the tram
and your butt begins to jam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're playing with your pet
and your butt is moist and wet
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're playing in the park
and you're seeing somthing dark
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're looking at a movie
and out comes a poopie
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you think you've got to fart
but your butt shoots out a dart
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're climbing up the ladder
and you hear something splatter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're sitting on the bowl
and stuff is dripping from your hole
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're standing in the rain
and you're screaming out in pain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Your stomach's feeling wavy
while your butt is making gravy
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

If you feel the need to scream
cuz your but spews out a cream
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

If your fun begins to fizzle
cuz you start to feel it drizzle
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

You really want to play
but your butt begins to spray
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

You know you're having trouble
when your butt begins to bubble
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

That's the way it goes
when your butt thinks it's a hose
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!