Let us have some fun. The point of this exercise is to write a news headline that pertains to your life or your day. If you need an example follow this one:

Bunny Voted Most Awesome Person Ever to Live
Better than Jesus? Yes! Better than Jesus!

Let's hope for some hilarious headlines and whatnot. I guess if a moderator wants to regulate my thread they can. Let's go for one every ten posts!

Ready,
On your mark,
Get set,
Go!!