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    Default Headlines

    Let us have some fun. The point of this exercise is to write a news headline that pertains to your life or your day. If you need an example follow this one:

    Bunny Voted Most Awesome Person Ever to Live
    Better than Jesus? Yes! Better than Jesus!

    Let's hope for some hilarious headlines and whatnot. I guess if a moderator wants to regulate my thread they can. Let's go for one every ten posts!

    Ready,
    On your mark,
    Get set,
    Go!!

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    "Many Openings for Gynecologists" Says Hospital
    Humourous subtitle not required

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    Mystery Illness Grasps foa!
    Tearful badass, "I just pee and pee, all the time!"

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    "The Worlds Biggest Furry!"
    "I'M NOT A DAMN FURRY!"

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    "We don't like fun things," scream forumers
    Fun thread fails miserably on local internet forum

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    Bitter Woodland Creature Banned for Spamming
    "I hate everything and everyone everywhere"

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    Bomb Planted In Wedding Cake Blows Up - Survivors share their grief
    SI: "It was so unbelievable, CR was finaly dead!!"

    Thanks to eternal essence for the great sig!

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    Office Relinquishes Saturday Night
    This ain't no disco

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    <b>Declared Not Guilty!</b>
    <i>Local bum cleared of all charges.</i>

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Attack of the Mutant Strawberries!
    Many dead, even more eaten

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