A smart-ass is when the buttock area of a mammal develops higher mental functions, usually achieved by a rudimentary growth within either buttcheek similar to the cerebral cortex found in the human brain. It's a well known fact that Sir Isaac Newton was actually a smart-ass owned by Gregory Penniweather, who posed for all of Newton's portraits.

Also in terms of stats, Str should never go about 128 due to calculation purposes, Magic can stay at about 120~ if you have Gem Box/Economiser combo with Ultima, Stamina is next to useless and Speed is probably the most important stat since it allows you to do more of everything.