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  1. 05-06-2007, 03:48 AM #1
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    Default Final Fantasy Jokes (maybe spoilers??)

    So, me and my two best friends stayed up until 5 AM yesterday laughing histerically at the final fantasy jokes we were making. I hope ya'll can enjoy them too.


    WARNING: THERE MAY BE SPOILERS


    What does Squall use on his chapped lips?
    - Lip Balamb.

    What kind of underwear does Auron wear?
    - Tidus Whities.

    What does Lulu like to do after dinner?
    -Take a Wakka.

    Who is Spira's most famous talk show host?
    -Rikku Lake.

    What is Ivalice's most common algebra expression?
    -The Balthierian Theorem.

    If Courtney Love were to be in a Final Fantasy, What would her boobs be?
    - Oglop-sided.

    What is Spira's most famous soft drink?
    -Yunafrescha

    What kind of car does Ashe take her kids to their soccer game in?
    - A mini Vaan.

    What does Squall do in the Garden's classroom?
    - He takes Quistises.

    If Selphie was a bomb, what could she do?
    - Selphie-struct

    What does Cloud use to clean his house?
    - A dust buster sword.

    What does Cloud drink after he eats chicken noodle soup?
    - Sephibroth.

    What is Final Fantasy 7's favorite star wars character?
    - Cait Sith.

    What movie are the Gullwings afraid to go see?
    - Painkiller.

    What do Final Fantasy 8 characters get from not drinking right?
    - Galbadia Stones

    What is Spira's favorite kind of music?
    - Bra-ska

    What kind of dog is Angelo?
    - A Baha-mutt

    What is Rinoa's favorite vegetable?
    -Squallsh

    Aeris is a materia girl.

    What does Vincent get in his clothes if he doesn't iron them?
    - Lucrecias

    Why does Vaan always fight so hard?
    - He doesn't want to die in Vayne.

    What do you get if you cross final fantasy 7 and resident evil?
    - Chris RedXIIIfield.








    So yeah. I have a LOT more. I hope these made you laugh. I'll add more once I get ahold of my friend cause I can't remember anymore...
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  2. 05-06-2007, 04:36 AM #2
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    Aeris is a materia girl.

    and what about it? ive been witing all this time for an aeris joke and you forgot an answer
    Forever obsessed with the one and only flower girl <3
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  3. 05-06-2007, 04:41 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by aerisfantatic View Post
    Aeris is a materia girl.

    and what about it? ive been witing all this time for an aeris joke and you forgot an answer
    Its not a joke per say...just a funny phrase? My bad. I was going to say

    "You need aeris to breathe, but she's dead so we're all screwed"

    But..I figured that'd be too much of a spoiler.
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  4. 05-06-2007, 06:21 AM #4
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    XDXDXD some of those were pretty funny!!!! (the ones i understood, that is. Haven't played all the games!)

    LOL, and Aeris isn't a materia girl: Yuffie is!!! Think about it....
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  5. 05-06-2007, 11:29 AM #5
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    you and your friends are funny
    though you stay up late saying ff jockes?

    next time could you do Mario Party - it would be fun ^^


    :: BTW, What kind of car does Ashe take her kids to their soccer game in?
    - A mini Vaan.

    thats good one
    cheers
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  6. 05-06-2007, 12:44 PM #6
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    gotta admit it there really clever...kudos
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  7. 05-06-2007, 03:22 PM #7
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    Those jokes were so sad that they were really funny.
    Please feel free to read my take on the official novalisation of Dissidia Final Fantasy at this link:

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5580755/..._You_Fight_For
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  8. 05-06-2007, 03:34 PM #8
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    If Selphie was a bomb, what could she do?
    - Selphie-struct
    made me laugh
    What does Cloud drink after he eats chicken noodle soup?
    - Sephibroth
    made me angry and snarl like a wild sheep
    What is Final Fantasy 7's favorite star wars character?
    - Cait Sith.
    made me laugh my ass off...
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  9. 05-09-2007, 07:32 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChocoKid21 View Post
    What does Lulu like to do after dinner?
    -Take a Wakka.



    Quote Originally Posted by ChocoKid21 View Post
    What movie are the Gullwings afraid to go see?
    - Painkiller.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno View Post
    Ivalice is not simply a place in a game. It is a real world, it lives and breathes
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  10. 05-09-2007, 08:36 PM #10
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    Hillarious!

    Keep them coming!
    Me and my kids have dragon eggs:


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  11. 05-09-2007, 09:00 PM #11
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    ROFL
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  12. 05-14-2007, 11:59 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jammi567 View Post
    Those jokes were so sad that they were really funny.
    Thats true. very true
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  13. 05-14-2007, 12:39 PM #13
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    i thought 'Aeris, is a materia girl' was a take off at Madonna's 'we are living in a material world and i am a material girl'...that would've been much funnier, almost funny enough to get a titter out of me...
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  14. 05-14-2007, 01:38 PM #14
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    Final Fantasy VII.


    hahahahahahhaa
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  15. 05-14-2007, 07:40 PM #15
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    Some were pretty funny... it made me crack up..hehehe!!
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