Quote Originally Posted by Jebus View Post
Somehow I think this thread would've done better in EoEo.

Really, I only have a few major criteria:

-Understands that I am pretty much not interested in sex at all.
-Doesn't try to move it too fast, because I am absolutely terrified of intimacy. (I've had chances with a few girls before, which I ended up sabotaging cause I was scared of what would happen if I was successful)
-Can put up with my sense of humor.

Everything else, I don't really care about. Although I probably couldn't be with anyone who's really preachy about their religion, because I can't stand those people anyway.
So you want a female friend?

*fulfills*

Except...you have an awful sense of humor.