ok lets see

alive: good start
girl : check
cute: yeah maybe asian
humor: can be sadistic as long as its funny ie skaters being stupid and then getting what they deserve
bod: smokin or at least she makes an effort
hieght: between 5'5 and 6'
religion: can be an aztec worshiper as long as she doesn't try to cut out my still beating heart or try to convert me
sex: yes please (I had to do that!!!)