Name: Bleys Jackson Maynard
DOB: 21 March 1980
Gender: Male
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Sexual Orientation: hetero
Hair: black
Eyes: flashing
Height: not a midget
Weight: about 50 kilos or so
Religion: Wizard
Nationality: Canadian (Ukranian, Scottish, Irish)

Fave..
Music Genre: cannot decide
Band: Arlibido
Song: Sora SUGOI by Maaya Sakamoto
Album: All The World's America (by Arlibido)
Singer: Ozzy Osbourne
Soundtrack: Last Action Hero (bad movie, good sdtrk)
TV Show: *doesn't watch TV* *doesn't own a TV*
Movie: Zeiram 2
Game: Suikoden I
Actor: Tom Wilson (Wing Commander's Maniac (the games, not the movie). Also played Biff on Back to the Future)
Actress: Elizabeth Barondes. growr.
Food: baked chicken
Drink: Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale
Quote: "To Hometowns, and friends left behind"
Person at EoFF: Cannot answer. I seriously owe my LIFE to some of the people here.

What you want your kids' names to be.
Boys: Lysander, Alcibiates, Toshiharu, Bleys
Girls: Ariane, Jessica, Minerva, Artemis

3 Things You Love About Your Body:
1. good metabolism. I can eat what I want.
2. no leprosy
3. no STD's

3 Things You Hate About Your Body:
1. my hideous perma-grin
2. severe hemorrhoids
3. I have to shave

3 Things You Like About Your Personality:
1. Funny
2. Empathetic
3. Not Conceited

3 Things You Wish You Could Change About Your Personality:
1. Cure my foul temper
2. better ability to avoid use of profanity in inappropriate situations
3. Better ability to hide my emotions.

3 Things You Would Do With A Million Dollars Cash:
1. Launch my mom's cat into a low earth orbit
2. Build the Final Encyclopedia
3. Get myself a house on the waterfront. Maybe that one on Blenheim street that I painted back in my first year at Dal.

3 Things You Never Want To Do/Have Happen To You:
1. bee sting in the nuts
2. fall in love with a woman
3. be elected into office

3 Things you want to do/have happen to you before you die:
1. fall in love with a woman (Yeah, it's on both lists. Paradox is an intrinsic part of human nature)
2. get my godd*mn Linux-Linux network working
3. finish Shouben Densetsu

Do you like candles?: Fire. FIRE! YEAH!

Do you like incense?: Stuff stink like dog's bum. Thag no like.

Do you like the taste of blood?: No.

Fetishes?: Green eyes on a woman. It's...wow.

Biggest turn on?: See: Fetishes

If you could meet any one famous in the world, (i.e: they've been on television, or in a book, movie, etc...) who and why?:

Probably Linus Torvalds, Supergeek. The man's like a god to me.

What song is stuck in your head right now?:
Intro song to Tenchi Universe.

Do you like stuffed animals?: Only with lots of salt.

If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?: I am not a murderer.

Person you wish you could be with right now?:
daremo.

What do you want done with your body when you die:
feed it to an enormous reptile

Do you believe in love?:
Family love: Yes, I know it on a daily basis
Community love: I get it from EoFF
The love of a woman: Yes, and there's nothing in the world I fear more, or want more.
"sacred" love: no
love at first sight: no
perfect, neverending love: no

Do you believe in soulmates?:
Someone I've never met watches my dreams and calms my soul. Does that count? For all I know, it's an aspect of myself. For all I know, it's freaking GOD, but I don't know why God would give a rip about me, 'cause I sure ain't nice to him. Or her, for that matter.

Do you believe in Love at first sight?:
no. never.

Do you believe in Heaven?:
No.

Do you believe in Hell?:
Yes.

Do you believe in any of the following: Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy or Jesus Christ?:
None but Christ. There are historical records of a gentleman named Yeshua ben Miriam born in Bethlehem in the year 0. That he was the son of God, now that's up for dispute.

In the past 24 hours, have you:
Flashed someone? no
Mooned someone? no
Tried to kill yourself? no
Tried to kill someone else? no
Told someone you hated them?: no
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? no
Taken a shower?: no
Hugged someone?: no
Kissed someone?: no
Had sex?: no
Been drunk?: yes
Been high?: no
Been in a fight?: no
Sang?: yes
Danced?: no
Made someone laugh?: yes
Has someone else made you laugh: yes
Had a philosophical conversation?: yes
Contemplated suicide?: no, but I DID wish that some flik would spin off the road and kill me. That was anger, though, not suicidal tendencies.
Wished on a star?: yes
Fantasized about someone?: yes

Would you rather....:
Be in the Mountains or at the Beach?: mountains
Have someone break up with you or break up with someone?: be broken up with
Be caused physical pain or cause someone physical pain?: depends on who.
Be alone or with someone else?: both. There's that paradox again.