Hints? Oh darn.
Hints? Oh darn.
Alright, I'll give a hint:
"My pants hate hugging ankles." This means that they aren't in the bathroom.
Are you sure it's not Other?
Okay, the "winners" are Levian, psyniac_123, RedXIII13 who picked the Dining Room.
The answer follows:
It's a room my pants have been in. - irrelevant
My pants are allergic to eggs. - no kitchen
My pants like things hanging on the wall. - no closet
My pants dislike loud noises, unless they are sanitary. - no garage
My pants are afraid of Mr. T. - no living room (television)
My pants aren't organized. - no closet
My pants hate hugging ankles. - no bathroom
My pants are afraid of bears. - irrelevant
My pants have two legs. - irrelevant
My pants hate being wet. - no laundry room
My pants are mortal enemies with uncooked rice. - no pantry
I like wearing pants. - irrelevant
What if I have a Mr. T picture in my dining room?
Surely Mullet didn't leave his pants in your dining room, Bunny? Unless there's something going on here that his wife should know about.
How do I know that he doesn't have a picture of Mr. T in his dining room?
Because that would be silly.
Your name is Flying Mullet. That's a pretty silly name.
And if he did have a Mr. T picture in his dining room he wouldn't be married and he probably wouldn't be straight.
I'll have you know that it has been scientifically proven by scientists that the presence of Mr. T, even in a pictographical format, is shown to increase happiness and negate relationship problems by ten thousand percent. That is over nine thousand, for those of you keeping count at home.
What if you put <i>two</i> Mr. T pictures up?
Your death certificate reads "Cause of death: Too much awesome."
Impossible!
No, sir. Implausible.
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