Where are my pants?

[Christmas]

My pants hate being wet.

I bet you like getting your pants WET.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Next door neighbours washing line.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Garage

[Reles]

Closet.

[Flying Mullet]

Aww, come on people. The puzzle's not that hard.

[Shiny]

This member is the culprit.

[VoodooChild]

This thread made me giggle

[Psychotic]

So basically you got a load of Chuck Norris jokes and replaced his name with the word pants?

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

This member is the culprit.

I've been found out!

[rubah]

My guess was going to be "On Your Wife" but that wasn't an option so I picked closet

[CimminyCricket]

I picked the garage, because I figured that's where you'd hide them so you wouldn't think that we'd think to say that's where we think your pants might be.

[Flying Mullet]

It's not where I think they should be, it's where the clues say they should be.

[Spammerman]

In the washing machine.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

From what I can tell, the closet is the only place that isn't ruled out, or a maybe rule-out. So I say closet.

[snacks]

I distinctly remember you leaving them in my bathroom the other night, but between the cops coming and the circus being in town that night was a total blur to me.