EOFF TIMES

OLD MANUS OWNED BIG BAD COW AND SAVED AWARD GUY! BIG BAD COW ALMOST LOST HIS MANHOOD AND OLD MANUS WAS CROWNED HERO!!!

AS A TOKEN OF APPRECIATION, AWARD GUY GAVE OLD MANUS AN CIDDIE ACTION FIGURINE!!!



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Hi, Old Manus here. You should have seen the news by now. What do a man need may I ask you? :

It's MONEY, STATUS and WOMEN. Well, I have a status of a HERO now, as for money, Award guy promised to give me a raise. As for women, no, please no. Levian is no women, please guys. I mean take a LOOK at that THING! :ursula:

Anyway, I am on my way to HUNT now. Where do a man HUNT for women? Free ones? THE PUB and BARS of course!










That sure feels good! That mothersmurfing flying P. Anyway, Talking cows, flying music notes and berry do NOT TURN THE MANUS ON. Hell smurf them.

I continued my HUNT......











WILL MANUS CHOOSE THE HOT SEXY TEMPTRESS RUBAH AND GET LAID OR WILL HE TAKE THE FIGURINE BACK TO HIS BELOVED SKULL HEADED SON?

FEEL FREE TO VOTE FOR THE OUTCOME YOU WANNA SEE!!

a) Manus give the figurine to Rubah and get laid.
b) Manus refuse to give her the figurine and hurry home for his family.

YOUR PICK, YOUR CHOICE!