Literary Devices

[Peegee]

I had to look at wikipedia's and see if any apply to me.

I have decided on deux ex machina, because for SOME stupid reason, EVERY SINGLE TIME something comes along to revert everything back to status quo.

Like I'll be in a crappy relationship so suddenly I'll just yell at her and she'll break up with me and yay, I'm back to the way I was.

Or I'll get fired and look for a new job and it will be hard and thankless and suddenly my dad / his friend / some guy will be like 'hay pg wanna work' and then bam I'm back at status quo.

Yay.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd be the...umm...well, that actually. "...". It's called an ellipsis or summat like that.

[Big D]

Or I'll get fired and look for a new job and it will be hard and thankless and suddenly my dad / his friend / some guy will be like 'hay pg wanna work' and then bam I'm back at status quo.

It'd rule if your dad actually called you PG...