It’s Selphie. People who like Quistis don’t really like her; people just pretend that they like Quistis, so that they.. I don’t know, come off as a free spirit, or anti-mainstream, or way out there, or sophisticated, or whatever the smurf these kids are flocking toward these days.

My rule of thumb for Final Fantasy VIII is: Any scanned character that can be rotated vertically for 360° (or at all. It’s been a long time.) sucks.