I got a phone call telling me I won a boyfriend or a husband if I bother to go out to claim him.![]()
Never won anything, but my telephone number gets into the finals of some random lottery, I've never heard of, daily at 18:00.
Actually, I did win something once. A pack of rubber/plastic socks to pull over the game controller.
Can you win at losing? If so, I seem to be quite talented at such a thing.
The most I've won is a cheese grater...
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I win at life on a daily basis.
There is no signature here. Move along.
I won £15 worth of book tokens yesterday. I bet you all wish you were as lucky as me, huh?
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
I won this once.
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I was angry.
Well actually now that I think about it. I won 80 euros in a poker game once1 euro buy in for qualifacation and I won one game after another