The Weapon under the pillow

[Goldenboko]

When you get shocked and you think someone is trying to get in, or is already in, your house what is the first thing you reach for?

I usually go for the baseball bat under my bed.

[Jowy]

I go for the sword by the wall.

[Del Murder]

I have a large metal pole under my bed as well. I like how you said 'when' instead of 'if'. This happen often?

[Christmas]

Must be that poster of a naked Levian that he sent me. It scares everything away even the cockroaches.

[Momiji]

I have a knife on my nightstand.

[Roto13]

I have kung-fu grip.

[Faris]

*looks around room* Hmm, that glass dragon might do, but I think I'll go with the bottle that has money in it. I can't remember what I grabbed last time to be honest.

[Meat Puppet]

I have a Laughing Buddha on my nightstand. I usually reach for that when in need of a dangerous weapon.

[Goldenboko]

I have a large metal pole under my bed as well. I like how you said 'when' instead of 'if'. This happen often?

Just happened 5 minutes ago... But I think it was some kids playing ding dong ditch only knocking instead (Random Slaming on my back door)

[Psychotic]

My penis. Hey, it's not rape if they break into your house, right?

[Leen-Leen]

Maybe the marble ( i think it is? I'm not sure what it is, actually ) desk lamp on ... my desk. It's pretty heavy and looks like it can hurt.

[ljkkjlcm9]

Uhm, the lock on my door... oh wait, my bedroom door doesn't lock. Then any of my weapons from karate that are sitting in my room.

THE JACKEL

[kikimm]

Guitar.

[Tifa Valentine]

I think that happened to me like a month ago. I came around 9pm and no one was home and the front door was left unlocked!!

I think I grabbed my three year-old niece's yellow chair and I checked all the rooms with it in both hands.

[Nominus Experse]

My girlfriend