God is a Man

[Mercen-X]

So we can command things of our men easier.

That would imply the male's brain has shrunk . . . the statement is backwards.

You're the type of guy women your age don't want, but when women get older they realize "Oh hey I am stupid and want someone who won't cheat on me for kids and marriage"

It's in our nature to want to a quick and easy fling early on so we can do something about all these goddamned hormones. A curse on humanity, I say. What sucks is that most of us have to lie about it afterward because we don't know want to hear that our partner was sex-crazed maniacal blank-cubus in the past.

Women have brains?

Absolutely not . . . at least not the one's I've met in person.

i'll let you guys in on secret: women love men who treat them like dirt :S because as soon as that man shows he cares in some tiny way at all, it makes them feel special.

what a world

Women never know what they want.

so what? And women dont like men who treat them like dirt

Hell no!

It is. Women, the ones worth having anyway, sooner or later learn that the "bad boy" image they are attracted to as immature girls doesn't really make for a good husband/father.

Heh, same as immature man hunting for playboy bunny gals

I've never given a rat's repeatedly humped ass about playboy bunnies. Damn bits. Here is the ring . . . it fits on your finger. Say "I do," or I'll put you in a wringer. "AHHH! He's scaring the chyt out of me!"

The ratio of girls who think about a future with a man to men who think about a relationship with a girl are sorely different. Women are far, far more relationship oriented than men are. So you can probably stop trying to find some sort of equal ground just to make things fair.

Damned right! I like to say damn and damned a lot.

I believe you baloki!

but my tommygun don't.

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... hilarious . . . No, seriously! I giggled aloud in a public library when I read that (or was it something posted by Yamaneko) . . . whatever. I love you. Seriously . . . in love . . . hearts are floating around my head. Marry me. Here's a giant diamond. Okay it's actually a match for the tip of my pinky. I'll have it attached to a silver engagement ring. We can have the ceremony on a mountaintop or in view of a waterfall . . . or in space! How awesome is that!?"

[Baloki]

Such people should be placed in boxes and sent to cheese, I take offence dear sir!

[rubah]

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... hilarious . . . No, seriously! I giggled aloud in a public library when I read that (or was it something posted by Yamaneko) . . . whatever. I love you. Seriously . . . in love . . . hearts are floating around my head. Marry me. Here's a giant diamond. Okay it's actually a match for the tip of my pinky. I'll have it attached to a silver engagement ring. We can have the ceremony on a mountaintop or in view of a waterfall . . . or in space! How awesome is that!?"

Sorry, I'm a Playboy Bunny. But I'll mention to stu that he's got competition!

Why must you tell these bold-faced lies?

This is what got me!

HILARIOCITY STRIKES AGAIN.

[Bunny]

I am the Playboy Bunny.

[Christmas]

hey guys, God got banned from EoFF.

[Baloki]

Dr Unne strikes again.

[theundeadhero]

hey guys, God got banned from EoFF.

Yes, I did

I think I made some staff angry with that one.

[Baloki]

hey guys, God got banned from EoFF.

Yes, I did

I think I made some staff angry with that one.

Dr Unne strikes again.

[theundeadhero]

Stop lying Baloki.

It was my account and Yams banned it.

[Mercen-X]

Such people should be placed in boxes and sent to cheese, I take offence dear sir!

Is this to me?

Sorry, I'm a Playboy Bunny. But I'll mention to stu that he's got competition!

REALLY!? YES!!! I'm IN! In your face! In your face! Er . . . I mean . . . you're a bunny? I guess I can live with that. *ch-ching*

HILARIOCITY

I love it.

I am the Playboy Bunny.

Well, I'll chase after you, bunny *growl* . . . I'm on the hunt Bunny.

It's pretty simple really. The brain is primarily consistent of water, of which a large volume of that water is present in the place of blood. When a women is pregnant the body will naturally divert blood away from many other parts of the body in order to feed the child oxygen via the placenta. This includes blood that would usually flow into the brain. As pregnancy goes on and the need for more oxygen by the child is necessary this diversion is even more severe. In other words, the body drains blood from the brain in order to keep the child alive. As for why it takes a while to go back in, the brain is a very spongey tissue, and as such will need to extend back out in order to retake in the same amount of blood it did before.

This you can believe or assume I made up with my basic knowledge of biology from a D grade A-level on the subject. The choice is yours.

I choose . . . option first, A, 1, and alpha: believe. It works.

[Bunny]

You take Ridalin, don't you?

[Shlup]

It is. Women, the ones worth having anyway, sooner or later learn that the "bad boy" image they are attracted to as immature girls doesn't really make for a good husband/father.

i'll let you guys in on secret: women love men who treat them like dirt :S because as soon as that man shows he cares in some tiny way at all, it makes them feel special.

You're confusing "women" with "girls."

[Baloki]

Stop lying Baloki.

It was my account and Yams banned it.

Yams is the good doctors second account and you know it!

[rubah]

Shlup is a bad girl but a good woman.

[Baloki]

Shlup is a bad girl but a good woman.

Unlike you, you're just bad to the bone!